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OH DEAR, I HAVE SPILLED CAKE UPON MY BRITCHES! HOWEVER DO I CARE FOR THEM?:
Hand-wash cold, hang dry. Do not iron, do not bleach. Do be careful with your cake!
Please note that the shiny and/or holographic material of your Britches may discolor over time from continuous friction. Luckily, this usually only means a mild lessening of shine in the upper thigh area, but please don't do a whole lot of butt-scooching on shag carpet. Or do, and rock the distressed look. We'll love you anyway.
We do not take returns, but we do happily exchange items that don't fit. Please see our exchange page for details.